Sheldon Saperstein

Sheldon Saperstein is Barry Glickman and Dee Dee Allen's publicists.

Sheldon tells Barry and Dee Dee that the show received an awful review from The New York Times.

Sheldon fails to tell the actors that they will be performing the song that Trent wrote at a monster truck show where they are boo'ed off the stage.

Sheldon was in attendance of the prom.

Facts
He thinks that Big Boy is a gay bar.

He thinks Mrs. Greene shops at The Dress Barn.

He doesn't think highly of The Dress Barn.

Quotes
"Wow. This is not the review you want when you’ve got shitty advance sales. This is going to close us."

"Nobody’s going to buy a ticket to this show after they read this."

"It’s not the show. It’s you two. You’re not likable."

"We’ve been over this a million times: nobody likes a narcissist. Leave it to me. I’ll go try to change the narrative, once again."

"Some of the larger hicks are trying to tip over the bus."

"Oh ye of little faith! I got one! I had to get down on my knees a few times, but it was worth it. Good sound system. Good sight lines and a crowd of 2500 guaranteed!"

"No, it’s an arena! You’re the halftime show at something called a monster truck rally."

"There’s no spinning this. It was a complete disaster."

"This town has a gay bar?"

"My God. What’s the theme of this prom: Death Row?"

"This is a PR problem - "

"I don’t know. She’s spun this whole thing to make herself look like the victim. She’s good. If she didn’t shop at The Dress Barn, she could work in PR."

"Eddie Sharpe? On a weekday? Maybe 16 million."